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|| by jeff | friday, january 14, 2005 9:08pm | comments(0) | permalink | post comment ||

one of my co-workers discovered an all too familiar brand gracing the shelves of a local grocery store in the fine wines section. apparently, malcontent with their current market penetration, the xbox people have decided to branch into another target audience entirely by extending the brand to a fruity, yet light tasting sauvingnon blanc so fine that it could only come in an (x)box.

its fragrant nectar wafts so sweet that it can hardly be purchased anywhere, doubtless due to overwhelming demand ... either that or this wine-in-a-box was a cheap knock off brand intended with nefarious purposes by an unscrupulous company in order to take advantage of brand name recognition, and was subsequently knocked off of retail shelves by a heavyweight tech company.

i leave the truth of the matter to be ascertained as an exercise for you, dear reader.